{"id":373,"date":"2012-05-13T10:08:27","date_gmt":"2012-05-13T08:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/?p=373"},"modified":"2016-03-10T23:44:55","modified_gmt":"2016-03-10T22:44:55","slug":"silence-ca-pousse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"Silence, \u00e7a pousse !"},"content":{"rendered":"

Avec Coralie Devred, Cynthia Chab\u00e9, Valentin Manier, Kevin Delannoy, Maxime Vauchel et Alexandre Dumal.<\/em><\/p>\n

Arr\u00eate la t\u00e9l\u00e9\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\u00c7a va te rendre f\u00eal\u00e9\u00a0!
\nVaudrait mieux que tu lises\u2026
\nPlut\u00f4t qu\u2019toutes ces b\u00eatises\u00a0!<\/p>\n

J\u2019ai une maison pourrie.
\nGal\u00e8re ou maladie\u2026
\nTous ensemble\u00a0!
\nTous ensemble\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Tu mates, tu mates, tu mates\u2026
\nTu zappes, tu zappes, tu zappes\u2026<\/p>\n

Et nous v\u2019l\u00e0 sur la deux
\nN\u2019oublie pas les paroles\u2026
\nC\u2019est vraiment pas tr\u00e8s dr\u00f4le\u00a0!
\nMon n\u2019veu\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Tu mates, tu mates, tu mates\u2026
\nTu zappes, tu zappes, tu zappes\u2026<\/p>\n

Puis maint\u2019nant sur la trois
\nElle est plus belle la vie
\nAvec le grand Zorro
\nMon pauv\u2019 Titi\u2026<\/p>\n

Tu mates, tu mates, tu mates\u2026
\nTu zappes, tu zappes, tu zappes\u2026
\nVivement qu\u2019Zorro prenne son \u00e9p\u00e9e,
\nPour d\u00e9truire les t\u00e9l\u00e9s\u00a0!<\/p>\n

La quatre elle est crypt\u00e9e,
\nOn peut pas s\u2019la payer\u2026
\n\u00c7a pousse sur la cinq
\nAlors silence\u00a0!
\nOui \u00e7a c\u2019est bien\u2026
\n\u00c7a a du sens\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Tu mates, tu mates, tu mates\u2026.
\nTu zappes, tu zappes, tu zappes\u2026<\/p>\n

La six, la sept, la huit\u2026
\nEt les deux blondes\u2026
\nDe Gym tonic,
\nD\u2019animaux de la huit\u2026
\nEn direct sur les ondes\u2026
\nC\u2019est vraiment path\u00e9tique.<\/p>\n

Arr\u00eate la t\u00e9l\u00e9\u00a0!
\n\u00c7a t\u2019a rendu f\u00eal\u00e9\u2026
\nT\u2019as les neurones qui s\u2019cognent,
\n\u00c7a t\u2019ramollit l\u2019cerveau,
\nMon pov\u2019Toto\u2026<\/p>\n

Et ainsi de suite\u2026
\nDisons jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la onze
\nEt le destin de Lisa,
\nElle le tient dans ses bras\u2026<\/p>\n

Tu mates, tu mates, tu mates\u2026
\nTu zappes, tu zappes, tu zappes\u2026<\/p>\n

Un coup de publicit\u00e9\u00a0:
\nAh qu\u2019c\u2019est bon les danettes\u00a0!
\nDanette\u00a0! Danette\u00a0!
\n\u00c0 la caca\u2026\u2026\u2026ouette\u00a0!<\/p>\n

On va s\u2019arr\u00eater l\u00e0\u2026
\nSans Koh-lanta\u2026
\nEt adieu Samantha\u2026
\nC\u2019est pas les cha\u00eenes qui manquent
\nMais qu\u2019faudra bien briser\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Allez vas-y, mais sors\u00a0!
\nVa donc jouer dehors\u00a0!
\nOu prends un p\u2019tit bouquin,
\nMin t’chot quinquin\u00a0!<\/p>\n

> T\u00e9l\u00e9chargez l’affiche
\n<\/a>> Ecoutez la lecture en cliquant sur la fl\u00e8che ci-dessous (cela peut mettre quelques secondes \u00e0 charger)
\n[mp3j track=”DUMAL.mp3″ title=”Silence, \u00e7a pousse !”]<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Avec Coralie Devred, Cynthia Chab\u00e9, Valentin Manier, Kevin Delannoy, Maxime Vauchel et Alexandre Dumal. Arr\u00eate la t\u00e9l\u00e9\u00a0! \u00c7a va te rendre f\u00eal\u00e9\u00a0! Vaudrait mieux que tu lises\u2026 Plut\u00f4t qu\u2019toutes ces […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":491,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,231,23],"tags":[26,66,22,29],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-leitura2009","category-festivals","category-textes","tag-20-ans","tag-lectures-audio","tag-leitura-furiosa-2012","tag-textes-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5498,"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/5498"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.assocardan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}